Originally Posted by elainehoal (Post 4405014)

why is this school holiday thread still going on!?!?!??!


i shld call bigsister80 and send her BYS down to this TS.. maybe after this PAID-SESSION with BYS, you will.... FOREVER.................. rest in "PEACE" (shut u up once and for all)

Originally Posted by Big Sister80 (Post 4405258)

Why suddenly i feel someone is calling me? Oh is you elainehoal kor kor. My BYS very busy nowadays, he just back from mama store. He go and buy indian oil:D

Originally Posted by Heil Hitler (Post 4404326)

Many moons ago, this was a conversation piece after a soccer game. Apparently one of the guys called up an escort agency to enquire - its not what you think.

Most of us envision banging a souped-up rich woman. That may be the case occasionally but the norm is usually some rich lady with tits that will flap in the breeze if the wind catches it.

I don't know about u guys, but it'll take a real active imagination before that staff between my legs can go from flacid to rigid in such circumstances. And we haven't even gone on to the dentures department. You all get the picture by now...:D

Anyway, coming back to this good chap that rang the agency, it appears that like any other jobs, this line carries a probation period as well. This was where all the other soccer kakis perked up and leaned forward to listen. During probation, it was 50-50. That means if u made $100, the agency pockets $50. After probation it was more like 80-20, if I recall the conversation correctly.

The beauty (or horror) of the probation was u, as a gigolo under probation, didn't have a choice of who your client would be during that 3 month period. So if the agency assigned u an Ang Moh with an anaconda for a dick, bro, chances are you'd be walking pretty light-footed for at least 2 weeks.:eek::D

Right about here was where we all rolled back laughing our heads off. Needless to say, our chap chose to keep to the straight and narrow 9 to 5 job.

Maybe he was spinning a tale, maybe he did actually call an agency. Whatever it was, I just thought I'd share this with all the bros here and especially those who may be contemplating this line of work...hehehe, its not what you envision it to be.:p

Originally Posted by DegenerationX (Post 4404909)

Since u are in need of extra supplement income during this recession period, why not just go get a normal part time job, instead of wasting time here posting such questions. :cool:

Originally Posted by Medusa (Post 4504543)

maybe u can go Club Zinc interview :D