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Originally Posted by Tripster

In fact, I am a certified masseuse and sports therapist and have several female clients.

So you are a female!

masseuse [mæˈsɜːz]
n
(Business / Professions) a woman who gives massages, esp as a profession

Originally Posted by Tripster

Such moves are not considered massage, but is a form of foreplay. So if you want to learn it, there are video courses, or you can watch the video you posted and improvise. Just be careful, when you slip and slide, not to bang your knee into the guys scrotum!

This is funny.